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Crying Bengals Fan is Scared of Patrick Mahomes

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1 year ago

Crying Bengals Fan is Scared of Patrick Mahomes

A Bengals fan who recently had her wisdom teeth out videotaped herself discussing NFL football on the way home. The woman, who appears to be a little woozy from the pain medication, appears to be furious about a variety of things.

Asides the fact that Bengals QB Joe Burrow has a girlfriend. But there was something else she was concerned about while ranting about her favorite Bengals, her team’s impending meeting with Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs.

“But then, even if we get past that one (last week’s game against the Titans), then we got the Kansas City Chiefs and Patrick Mahomes,” she says, sobbing in fear. “And he’s so good and everyone knows it, and he makes those Subway commercials,” she added.

I’m dying. All time wisdom tooth rant pic.twitter.com/rBOY0C2VDM

— Cody Tapp (@codybtapp) December 2, 2022

This Bengals fan is clearly still under the influence of anesthetic (or she’s exaggerating for attention), but her fear of Mahomes is not amusing. The Chiefs are 9-2 and have the NFL’s greatest offense, with Mahomes dominating the MVP race. She continues to bemoan the fact that her “idol,” Joe Burrow, has never defeated the Browns, despite Cleveland being “historically the worst franchise in the NFL.”

On Sunday, the Chiefs face a difficult task. Regardless of the fact that Joe Burrow has never defeated the Browns, Patrick is yet to secure a win against Joe Burrow, a record all Chiefs fans will want to end this Sunday.

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